For those not up on Glassman/Gosselin speak, that’s a male version of a tantrum, and apparently, Jon’s been throwing lots of them lately. Hailey Glassman, his 22-year-old girlfriend, claims that while she’s in love with Jon, he’s emotionally abusive. Says Glassman: “He’ll call me and take his anger out on me…He has mantrums… I’ll cry and say, ‘why are you being so mean to me?’” She acknowledges that her life has changed for the worse – you know, now she gets threats. People call her a fat whore! Then she cries herself to sleep, which is probably what we’d do if we woke up one day and realized we were dating a guy who looks like he has down syndrome and who definitely has a serious pot belly along with an addiction to trashy Ed Hardy clothing.
We think it’s time for Hailey to kick Jon to the curb. It’s not like he’s bringing anything to the table besides drama. She needs to wash that man right outta her hair, and we’d suggest doing it with the organic soaps from skinnyskinny. This organic and eco-friendly bath, body and home store is about to open its first store at 129 Roebling Street in Brooklyn. Might we suggest Glassman hightail it to the BK?





