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The Ed Hardy Whale Penis Tragedy

November 17th, 2009

edhardy whaleThe Way We Live Now: Bootleg. Quality is dead. Authenticity has been taken out to the trash, then stolen by scavengers and sold for one hit of whale penis leather—bootleg whale penis leather. What would Ed Hardy think?

Nothing is sacred in this savage world, any more. Not even Ed Hardy, America’s foremost artist. Pirates—pirates!—are bootlegging Ed Hardy gear left and right, victimizing those members of society least able to make wise choices on their own: the people who wear Ed Hardy shirts.

Hell-O-bama? Where is the government, on this?

It gets worse. That Diamond Edition customized armored car you ordered, with the genuine whale penis leather interior? The one you were totally gonna rock out with your cock out in your genuine Ed Hardy-brand custom edhardy The Ed Hardy Whale Penis Tragedynightlife-ready gear? You can forget the whale penis leather interior dude. They’re not offering it any more.

Whales are treated better than Ed Hardy, in this crazy mixed-up economy.

So as you gaze out at all of the world’s glory—the plastic roads in rural India, the not-yet-bankrupt Euro Disney, the art market that’s suddenly decadent and overpriced again, as it should be—take a moment to mourn for the recession’s real victims. Dudes like this.

Ed Hardy’s Tattoo Art Is Booty for Digital Pirates

November 13th, 2009

Don Ed Hardy, the famed tattoo artist, must smell good. Make that really good. Ed Hardy-themed perfumes have become some of the most popular fragrances in the world with retailers buying $85 million worth of them so far this year.

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Mr. Hardy’s colorful and exotic tattoo designs-cum-artwork seem to help sell just about anything. Cruise around the local mall or online and you will find Ed Hardy sweaters, jeans, shower curtains, golf carts, nasal strips and lollipops.

Thirty-five years after Mr. Hardy opened his first San Francisco tattoo studio, to only a trickle of foot traffic, his North Beach shop Tattoo City is known the world over as the place to go for vivid murals on flesh.

Were Sailor Jerry, his gruff mentor, still around, he might be bewildered and a bit aghast to find that licensees of the Ed Hardy moniker expect to move more than $700 million in merchandise this year. Tattoos have gone mainstream and then some, thanks in part to Ed Hardy.

But now a business inspired by San Francisco’s nautical past is being hijacked by its digital present. And Google, the search giant located 40 miles away on the Peninsula, inadvertently enables the piracy.

Backers of the Ed Hardy name find themselves in a constant battle with counterfeiters who quickly and easily create  Ed Hardy Web sites, almost indistinguishable from the real sites, and then try to manipulate Google’s search and advertising systems. The end goal is to make sure people hunting for Ed Hardy gear online find the fake goods first, lining the pockets of pirates, largely based in China.

That Mr. Hardy ever ended up at the center of a global brand and counterfeiting maelstrom is rather remarkable. “In the early days in the city, I might do one tattoo and then wait three days to do another,” Mr. Hardy said in a recent interview. “I think it’s funny and totally surreal to see what’s happened.”

Neil Cole, the chief executive of Iconix Brand Group, which just bought a stake in the Ed Hardy franchise and keeps track of its worldwide sales, said: “It’s a phenomenon that has happened over the past few years. We’re looking at this booming business that is now starting to hit Asia and Europe.”

Growing up in the Newport Beach community of Corona del Mar, about 50 miles south of Los Angeles, Mr. Hardy fell in love with tattoos during a time in which they were anything but broadly accepted by mainstream society.

In the 1960s, a large city might have just one tattoo artist, who usually operated out of a non-descript shop. “In those days, everything was very secret,” Mr. Hardy said. “It was a cash business, and tattooers were classed as the lowest form of humanity, so you kept to yourself.”

The tattoo artists were visited most often by an assortment of sailors, military personnel — always appreciated because they showered regularly and were polite — and bikers who picked from limited, preset pictures.

Mr. Hardy, along with a few others in the field, hit on the idea that people ought to have more options and a chance to pick from customized, sweeping designs. He would talk with a client and then set to work, crafting what amounted to body murals rather than the stereotypical anchor and mom pictures.

Over the years, Mr. Hardy built a reputation as one of the most creative tattoo designers, intermixing Asian, Californian and American themes throughout eye-popping pictures.

“I just wanted to develop it as a challenging medium,” Mr. Hardy said. “It was just stupid that everything had to have black outlines.”

About five years ago, the French fashion designer Christian Audigier decided to create an Ed Hardy line of clothing, wrapping the tattoo designs around the arms of sweaters and down the legs of jeans so that people could put their counter-culture statements in the closet at night rather than making lifelong commitments.

Today, celebrities from Madonna and Britney Spears to reality TV stars are often seen in Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier gear, and grousing celebrity and fashion Web sites have noticed. Mr. Cole said the Ed Hardy brand has entered a delicate stage where it is important to keep it “cool and fashionable” without being overexposed.

“An Ed Hardy golf cart that costs a few thousand dollars is a wonderful status symbol,” Mr. Cole said. “But, when I see an air freshener that goes for $3, it’s time to pull back the reins.”

Control, however, seems a tough thing to come by when it comes to the Ed Hardy brand. Just as some of the brands’ backers look to narrow the Ed Hardy product line, counterfeiters around the globe have taken matters into their own hands.

Dave Rosenberg, the managing director at Mr. Hardy’s licensing company Hardy Way, has authorized police raids at factories in Israel, Mexico, Australia and in the United States where fake Ed Hardy merchandise was being produced. Recently, Mr. Rosenberg stumbled upon a counterfeit Ed Hardy shop in the Mission district of San Francisco.

But the biggest threat to the brand comes from online raiders who copy the content from legitimate Ed Hardy Web sites word-for-word and picture-for-picture. People searching for “Ed Hardy Hoodies” will find a host of fake sites that offer the gear at huge discounts.

A number of cases have gone through the courts trying to create firmer rules for blocking competitors and others from buying advertising words tied to a particular brand, although the law remains opaque.

“This is a particularly difficult situation and is what lawyers politely call an unsettled area of law,” said Mark F. Radcliffe, an intellectual property lawyer at DLA Piper.

Mr. Rosenberg must keep track of ads pointing to fake sites and submit removal requests to Google on a regular basis. “Even if Google gets one, they just set up another site and ads in a matter of minutes,” he said. “The counterfeiters are so much faster than Google.”

In June, Google released what it billed as an improved trademark-abuse complaint system, giving people an online form to fill out if they think nefarious types have bought ads to promote counterfeit goods. Google now acts on complaints within days rather than months as it had in the past, Mr. Rosenberg said.

But the fake Ed Hardy sites lurking in Google’s regular search results are likely to be around for a while. Google’s search algorithms are designed to deal with the entire Web and are less flexible when it comes to blocking individual sites. And the counterfeiters have devised effective means of making themselves attractive to Google’s algorithm, experts say.

Knowing that the algorithm favors sites linked to by many other sites, the counterfeiters create both bogus sites that link back to the main counterfeit site, not to mention fake blogs with thousands of computer-generated posts and comments.

Ultimately a brand’s success may be measured by the lengths counterfeiters are willing to go to in a bid to cut in on the action. “The better the brand is the worse the problem is,” Mr. Cole said.

As for Mr. Hardy, his tattooing services are no longer available at Tattoo City. (The going rate for a real tattoo is $200 per hour for tattoos from other artists. ) He has set up a nearby studio for painting and other projects.

“I tattooed for 40 years,” he said. “That’s enough.”

Christian Audigier to Help Boost Club Med

November 11th, 2009

christian audigier Christian Audigier to Help Boost Club Med

PARIS — Taking the designer hotel concept a step further, designer and entrepreneur Christian Audigier is out to apply the same brash rock ’n’ roll formula he’s used to build his fashion empire to the French all-inclusive resort concept Club Med.

Audigier said Friday he plans to use his celebrity connections to heat up Club Med’s image and draw more traffic to its 80 resorts worldwide. Audigier’s proposal is likely to be tested out first in Club Med’s North American centers following a meeting with Club Med chief executive officer Henri Giscard d’Estaing in January, said Hubert Guez, chief executive of Audigier’s Ed Hardy brand. Guez added the designer also would likely be involved in “spiffing up” Club Med’s boutiques and products.

Ed Hardy Kills 225x300 Christian Audigier to Help Boost Club MedIf tests are successful, Audigier plans to invest 10 million euros, or about $15 million at current exchange, in Club Med, Guez said.

“Club Med is a French institution so I’m really happy to get involved. It’s a family resort, so any celebrities with children are welcome to come along,” said Audigier.

Having burst onto the fashion scene earlier in the decade as designer of Von Dutch Originals, the French native last month opened a sprawling showroom here with a view to rev up business on his home turf for his various labels.

The Ed Hardy group owns five main brands, comprising its namesake line and the Christian Audigier, Smet, Paco Chicano and Crystal Rock brands, and operates 60 licenses. Guez forecasts sales generated by Ed Hardy brands in 2009 will reach almost $400 million.

Kate Gosselin Gets Witchy on Halloween

November 9th, 2009

kate gosselin 240 Kate Gosselin Gets Witchy on HalloweenIt’s no surprise that tons of trick-or-treaters donned blond helmet wigs and Ed Hardy T-shirts to become reality TV’s unavoidable couple, Kate and Jon Gosselin, this past Halloween. The surprising news is that the real Kate Gosselin managed to head out with her kids – without a single photographer in sight.

“This year, she was able to go trick-or-treating without paparazzi, just like a normal mom,” a friend of Kate’s tells PEOPLE.

RELATED: Kate Gosselin Wigs Selling Out for Halloween

Two days before Kate expressed deep pain and remorse about her life in a revealing TLC interview, the reality star dressed up as a glamorous witch and joined her sextuplets when they hit the streets in their quiet Pennsylvania neighborhood.

“Alexis was an adorable witch, Hannah a Spanish princess, Aaden a pirate, Collin was a Spider-Man, Leah was a kitty and Joel was Batman,” says the friend. Meanwhile, 8-year-old twins Cara, a ghost, and Mady, the devil, went out with their friends instead of their sibs.

The family’s show – Jon & Kate Plus Eight – stopped filming earlier this month after Jon Gosselin sued TLC to stop production.

Michael Lohan & Jon Gosselin Break Up

November 9th, 2009

Michael Lohan Jon Gosselin 250x187 Michael Lohan & Jon Gosselin Break UpLike if we really thought this bromance between two publicity seeking hos, Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, would last. They both have huge egos, but the funny thing is they have absolutely no reason to have big egos about…they’ve done nothing and are worth less.

So recently these two numbskulls broke up. Of course, Michael, ever the suave stooge, decided to issue a statement to the media about their break up.

Michael wrote, “Jon Gosselin sought a safe haven at my Southampton home through a dear family friend, Kate Major. When they arrived at my home it seemed that they were very close. After sharing an upstairs guest room I assumed things were intimate between them and questioned Kate. I sat Jon down and told him that Kate is like a daughter to me, and he better be straight with her. I asked him if he really wanted to be with Kate or if he still wanted Hailey [Glassman].”Jon said that he wanted to be with Kate and even went so far as to tell her to quit her job (against my advice) and he would hire her. Kate subsequently quit per Jon’s advice and promise. Even my fiance Erin told her not to quit her job, but Kate trusted Jon and quit. After getting to know Jon and hearing how he said TLC was ‘screwing’ him, I then introduced him to Mike Heller, and Mike introduced us to his dad, Mark [Heller]. The three of us cut deals to represent Jon, and representation documents circulated. But as time went on, I was cut out. Albeit, Jon began to become secretive and distant, regardless of the deals I brought to the table. A book contract was even breached without any consideration. All because other people wanted a bigger piece of the pie. As of late, contracts have been breached, legal ethics violations have ensued and Jon Gosselin has become a different person than I thought he was.”

Gawd, he sounds like a bitter little girl. Move on and fix the relationship between you and your crazy daughter Lindsay before you concentrate on your bromance with loser Jon.