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Ed Hardy adds class to Audigier wine labels

December 31st, 2009

In our many years of writing about wine, we have seen almost every imaginable style and type of labels. The Ed Hardy wines by Christian Audigier have introduced the latest twist in the label game: representations of tattoos. A little explanation is called for here. Don Ed Hardy is considered the Rembrandt of tattoo artists. His work appears on some of the most famous people in the world and has been reproduced in many books and magazines. Now, his work appears on wine bottles. Wine merchant Audigier had adapted some of Hardy’s work to decorate a new series of wine.

Ed Hardy Sangria1 Ed Hardy adds class to Audigier wine labels

Fortunately for all of us, it is the wine in the bottle that matters most and not the glitz of the label, but you have to admit that a classy label most definitely helps.

Ed Hardy 2008 Pinot Grigio ($13.49). Audigier searches the world for wines that he believes are of extraordinary quality, but can still be sold at an affordable price. From the Venito district of Italy he discovered the quintessential example of a pinot grigio. This almost colorless wine is very smooth and silky with a big and expansive aroma of summer flowers. The flavors too are equally expansive, stressing citrus and pineapple with hints of peach and spice. The finish of this wine is very long and fruity and stays in the mouth long after it has been swallowed. Try this exceptional wine with chicken dishes as well as with the traditional seafood and pastas. With wines made from the pinot grigio grape becoming more and more popular in the United States, this wine should be an immediate success.

Ed Hardy 2008 Chardonnay

Ed Hardy 2008 Chardonnay ($13.49). From Italy Audigier then searched in France to find a wine that the French were famous for, and there can be no doubt that chardonnay is one of them. Rather than coming from the heart of Burgundy, this wine comes from the new vineyards in the south eastern part of France called the Languedoc. There he found a wine that fits his very critical requirements. The Ed Hardy 2008 Chardonnay seems to explode with the flavors and aromas of green apples and pears with a suggestion of citrus in the background. There is also a very pleasant under flavor of oak, which when combined with a near perfect acid level results in a wine of classical dimensions. The finish of this wine exhibits the much sought after buttery feel in the mouth, the sign of a better chardonnay.

Ed Hardy 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon ($13.49). While in the Languedoc, he also found a cabernet sauvignon that fit his requirements, which is that it has to be big, full flavored and an absolute delight. There is nothing stuffy or overly pretentious about this wine. The first sign that this wine is not the average is that it is so dark it is almost black. The aroma is a fine balance of cherries, cassis and just the right amount of oak. These aromas carry through to the flavor along with a fine balance between the acid and the tannin. This wine will be in its prime for the next eight to 10 years. Ed Hardy 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon is a perfect wine to serve with the rich, full flavored red meats or alone as an aperitif.

Ed Hardy Sangria

Ed Hardy Sangria ($8.99). Sangria is a wine that has been infused with fresh fruits and/or fruit flavors. It is a wine that is served cold and is guaranteed to bring smiles to the faces of one and all. The Ed Hardy Sangria is a red wine that has been infused with citrus fruit flavors and spices. All that is missing is some fresh fruit to add to the flavor experience and some good friends to enjoy it with. It is enough to say that sangria is the ultimate party wine but it also fits nicely with friendly get-togethers. This is a wine that must be considered the greatest conversation lubricant that ever was.

No! Not the Ed Hardy!

December 31st, 2009

A “sick perpetrator” broke into Jon Gosselin’s Mnahattan apartment over the weekend and proceeded to knife everything in his place. “Shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs” and other furniture are now decorated with gashes. Not only that, the person stole a television, CD player, coffee maker, a Nintendo Wii game, dishes, pots and pans and smashed a 100 year old Ming vase for good measure.
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They also left behind a note which they stuck into Jon’s dresser with a butcher knife. It was signed with Hailey Glassman’s name and called Jon a “cheater”.

NYPD questioned Hailey yesterday and took fingerprints, but since Hailey used to live in the apartment, her prints are going to be everywhere. Hailey’s attorney adds that this is all a big publicity stunt and/or someone is trying to frame Hailey.

Jon must have been beside himself when he came home and saw his Ed Hardy tees slashed up. He probably cradled them in his arms like they were his dying son, cursed the heavens and promised to avenge them.

Christmas and Boxing Day Yield to Angry Melee Days for Celebrities

December 28th, 2009

Ah the holidays, when families bond over burnt side dishes, dry turkey, unwanted presents, the dashed  hopes of presents and promises that never materialized, all fueled lots of Christmas cheer, aka booze.

December 26, Boxing Day is traditionally followed Wrasslin’ Day; in some suburban areas the celebrations begin on Christmas Eve, lasting longer and morphing into Snide Backhanded Cutting Drunken Remarks and Violence Week, culminating in Hangover & Threats Day, Jan 2. And celebrities are no different.
Boxing Day
Charlie Sheen’s most recent wife Brooke Mueller called 911 in Aspen where the couple were vacationing and claimed Charlie choked her. The cops came and took Charlie to jail where he was booked for domestic violence, though he claimed his wife was the aggressor and he was just defending himself. Brooke later told the cops she lied about the incident, but to no avail. Oh, her blood alcohol level at the scene was .13 nearly twice the legal limit; Charlie’s was .04. TMZ reports Brooke is no longer cooperating with the Aspen police.

Someone broke into pseudo-celebrity douche dad Jon Gosselin’s apartment and sliced up his collection of Ed Hardy clothing. I love Ed Hardy’s tattoos–he is a living master and I am honored to have watched him at work inking my friends–but no one except pelty jerks and the women who date them care about the ghastly CK One drenched “fashion” created using his designs.  Hardy’s financial worth may have gone up thanks to Christian Odious Audier, but ugh.

Seriously, fake father Gosselin, whoever commited this crime against your closet and leather couch did us all a favor. And BTW, your attorney is claiming a “Ming vase over 100 years old” was smashed to pieces revealing both of you lack style awareness: The Ming Dynasty was from 1368 to 1644.

Ivana Trump was escorted out of her first class seat and off a plane in Palm Beach, Florida when she began the day after Christmas by swearing at some children and the flight crew.

While waiting for his limo at LAX, Avatar director James Cameron called an autograph seeker a f&#@ing a*%hole.

Looks like Krampus is going to be busy through the Twelve days of Christmas!

Ed Hardy Store In London Hires Tiny Santa To Sit On You

December 26th, 2009

Hey, do you hate Ed Hardy clothes? Do you buy into the stereotype that people who wear Ed Hardy clothes are oblivious women who are trying to look edgy, douche-bags trying to look muscular–and generally– the sorts of people who are trying too hard? Then this is the story for you.
Ed Hardy store Ed Hardy Store In London Hires Tiny Santa To Sit On You
Christmas in Los Angeles is awesome and sad. You can go to the malls in Burbank and watch wind machines blow confetti that double as snow and watch as people visit Santa and try to sit on his lap. During seventy degree days. But it’s a good, fine tradition. Ed Hardy, though, turns it on its head like a druggy trust-fund baby. They have an apparel store in London, and have hired a little person Santa to go around and sit in people’s laps.

Now, I’m all for making fun of little people. In fact, that’s the only reason why TLC continues airing Little People, Big World. Cause most people are comfortable watching little people live and work and play in fields, similar to wood nymphs. I am not for hiring them to sit on people’s laps in an adorable  role reversal. No matter how witty they think they’re being.

Also, Merry Christmas.

Embroiderer Sues Christian Audigier

December 25th, 2009

A Los Angeles design and manufacturing company has sued Christian Audigier Inc. for breach of contract and fraud, asking for more than $1 million in damages.

Christian+Audigier+Presents+American+Lord Embroiderer Sues Christian Audigier

Embroidery Industries filed a complaint in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Dec. 14. The company alleges that Audigier requested that Embroidery Industries create 15 groups of designs for T-shirts in December 2008. According to Embroidery Industries, the two companies had an oral agreement in which Embroidery Industries would produce both samples and production for Audigier. Instead, Embroidery Industries created sample designs, which were produced by other manufacturers contracted by Audigier.

Embroidery Industries is asking for punitive and special damages of more than $1 million. A representative for Christian Audigier Inc. said the company has no comment on the suit.

The recently filed suit comes at a time of continued expansion at Christian Audigier Inc. The company debuted its first store in London this month. It also debuted a collection of wines and champagnes in June.

Christian Audigier maintains licenses for a burgeoning range of products ranging from homewares to cigarette lighters and air fresheners, many bearing the graphics of tattoo artist Ed Hardy. However the Los Angeles–based company’s empire is based on men’s and women’s fashions and accessories sold under several