Ah the holidays, when families bond over burnt side dishes, dry turkey, unwanted presents, the dashed hopes of presents and promises that never materialized, all fueled lots of Christmas cheer, aka booze.
December 26, Boxing Day is traditionally followed Wrasslin’ Day; in some suburban areas the celebrations begin on Christmas Eve, lasting longer and morphing into Snide Backhanded Cutting Drunken Remarks and Violence Week, culminating in Hangover & Threats Day, Jan 2. And celebrities are no different.
Charlie Sheen’s most recent wife Brooke Mueller called 911 in Aspen where the couple were vacationing and claimed Charlie choked her. The cops came and took Charlie to jail where he was booked for domestic violence, though he claimed his wife was the aggressor and he was just defending himself. Brooke later told the cops she lied about the incident, but to no avail. Oh, her blood alcohol level at the scene was .13 nearly twice the legal limit; Charlie’s was .04. TMZ reports Brooke is no longer cooperating with the Aspen police.
Someone broke into pseudo-celebrity douche dad Jon Gosselin’s apartment and sliced up his collection of Ed Hardy clothing. I love Ed Hardy’s tattoos–he is a living master and I am honored to have watched him at work inking my friends–but no one except pelty jerks and the women who date them care about the ghastly CK One drenched “fashion” created using his designs. Hardy’s financial worth may have gone up thanks to Christian Odious Audier, but ugh.
Seriously, fake father Gosselin, whoever commited this crime against your closet and leather couch did us all a favor. And BTW, your attorney is claiming a “Ming vase over 100 years old” was smashed to pieces revealing both of you lack style awareness: The Ming Dynasty was from 1368 to 1644.
Ivana Trump was escorted out of her first class seat and off a plane in Palm Beach, Florida when she began the day after Christmas by swearing at some children and the flight crew.
While waiting for his limo at LAX, Avatar director James Cameron called an autograph seeker a f&#@ing a*%hole.
Looks like Krampus is going to be busy through the Twelve days of Christmas!
