Like if we really thought this bromance between two publicity seeking hos, Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, would last. They both have huge egos, but the funny thing is they have absolutely no reason to have big egos about…they’ve done nothing and are worth less.

So recently these two numbskulls broke up. Of course, Michael, ever the suave stooge, decided to issue a statement to the media about their break up.

Michael wrote, “Jon Gosselin sought a safe haven at my Southampton home through a dear family friend, Kate Major. When they arrived at my home it seemed that they were very close. After sharing an upstairs guest room I assumed things were intimate between them and questioned Kate. I sat Jon down and told him that Kate is like a daughter to me, and he better be straight with her. I asked him if he really wanted to be with Kate or if he still wanted Hailey [Glassman].”Jon said that he wanted to be with Kate and even went so far as to tell her to quit her job (against my advice) and he would hire her. Kate subsequently quit per Jon’s advice and promise. Even my fiance Erin told her not to quit her job, but Kate trusted Jon and quit. After getting to know Jon and hearing how he said TLC was ‘screwing’ him, I then introduced him to Mike Heller, and Mike introduced us to his dad, Mark [Heller]. The three of us cut deals to represent Jon, and representation documents circulated. But as time went on, I was cut out. Albeit, Jon began to become secretive and distant, regardless of the deals I brought to the table. A book contract was even breached without any consideration. All because other people wanted a bigger piece of the pie. As of late, contracts have been breached, legal ethics violations have ensued and Jon Gosselin has become a different person than I thought he was.”

Gawd, he sounds like a bitter little girl. Move on and fix the relationship between you and your crazy daughter Lindsay before you concentrate on your bromance with loser Jon.

Like if we really thought this bromance between two publicity seeking hos, Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin, would last. They both have huge egos, but the funny thing is they have absolutely no reason to have big egos about…they’ve done nothing and are worth less.

So recently these two numbskulls broke up. Of course, Michael, ever the suave stooge, decided to issue a statement to the media about their break up.

Michael wrote, “Jon Gosselin sought a safe haven at my Southampton home through a dear family friend, Kate Major. When they arrived at my home it seemed that they were very close. After sharing an upstairs guest room I assumed things were intimate between them and questioned Kate. I sat Jon down and told him that Kate is like a daughter to me, and he better be straight with her. I asked him if he really wanted to be with Kate or if he still wanted Hailey [Glassman].”Jon said that he wanted to be with Kate and even went so far as to tell her to quit her job (against my advice) and he would hire her. Kate subsequently quit per Jon’s advice and promise. Even my fiance Erin told her not to quit her job, but Kate trusted Jon and quit. After getting to know Jon and hearing how he said TLC was ‘screwing’ him, I then introduced him to Mike Heller, and Mike introduced us to his dad, Mark [Heller]. The three of us cut deals to represent Jon, and representation documents circulated. But as time went on, I was cut out. Albeit, Jon began to become secretive and distant, regardless of the deals I brought to the table. A book contract was even breached without any consideration. All because other people wanted a bigger piece of the pie. As of late, contracts have been breached, legal ethics violations have ensued and Jon Gosselin has become a different person than I thought he was.”

Gawd, he sounds like a bitter little girl. Move on and fix the relationship between you and your crazy daughter Lindsay before you concentrate on your bromance with loser Jon.