Judge To Jon Gosselin – STOP THAT!

EdHardy guy — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:06:02 +0000

The pool parties, the dangling cigarettes, the incoherent ranting, the walking Ed Hardy billboard – it all comes to an end, for now. Jon Gosselin has finally been put in his place by one of the highest authorities in the land. TLC had sought a temporary injunction against Gosselin that would require him to stop pimping his substantial ass out until the got a chance to grind it to hamburger in their April 19th trial where Gosselin will face the charge of breach of contract. And, they got it.

TLC’s high powered pack of attorneys spent the day detailing how Jon Gosselin had caused irreparable harm to their product, Jon and Kate Plus Eight, by behaving like a ridiculous douche bag. Specifically, they cited his public womanizing and appearance in places that did not jive with TLC’s family oriented image.

Gosselin himself was not in the courtroom at all despite insistence that he would be there to see this through, but can you blame him? Who wants to listen to six hours of someone pointing out how much a douche you are, particularly when it’s all true. TLC didn’t spare a single detail, and there is no need to repeat them here since we all know what they were. To sum it all up, TLC head called Gosselin an “Embarrassment.” Ouch.

Kate Gosselin, meanwhile, has been working on a new series for TLC, which does not involve the kids. Strangely enough, Jon’s attorneys attempted to counter TLC’s position by accusing the network of exploiting Jon and Kate’s plus eight. Imagine a world where Jon and Kate Plus Eight never happened. Jon and Kate still together? Maybe. Jon Gosselin’s fame? Definitely non-existent. What a wonderful world it would be.

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Judge To Jon Gosselin – STOP THAT!